Why I Voted Liberal

When your ‘friends’ cannot explain why they voted for Liberals,
give them this list.
They can then pick their reasons from this ‘TOP 10′…

1. I voted Liberal because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn’t.

2. I voted Liberal because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

3. I voted Liberal because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

4. I voted Liberal because I’m way too irresponsible to own a gun and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

5. I voted Liberal because I believe that people who can’t tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don’t start driving a Prius.

6. I voted Liberal because I’m not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

7. I voted Liberal because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits.

8. I voted Liberal because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away
to the government for redistribution as the Liberals see fit.

9. I voted Liberal because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

10. I voted Liberal because I think that it’s better to pay billions to people who hate us for their oil, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle or gopher.